Mars Lounge – Surry Hills

25 June, 2008
8:30 pmto10:30 pm

NEW VENUE!!!

Soccer Shmoccer!!

Hi friends and family (mostly family probably, I don’t have many friends),

Hope all is well. What’s happening you ask? Well right now, ummm, typing. Ha! Gotchya! What a crack-up.
In all seriousness, I have been really boring lately. Not much to talk about, except I have been very nocturnal thanks to the Euro 2008 soccer championships. Unfortunately my heritage countries England and Ukraine weren’t in it, so I ended up going for the Dutch because errr.. I don’t know. I guess because Amsterdam sounds cool so that was enough to sway me. But the Dutch are gone and somehow Turkey have trickled in to the semi-finals however I reckon the Germans are going to annihilate them. You probably didn’t read this blog to get an update on Euro 2008. It’s just I started typing and didn’t feel like stopping.

I have a gig at the Mars Lounge this Wednesday. Should be lots of fun. And they have a bar there, so if you go order a drink, technically you will be standing at the MARS BAR!! Get it!! Mars Bar… the chocolate!! It’s gold… Ummmmmmm, yeah as you can see haven’t been doing that much writing this week either ha ha.

Ok, I’m off to amuse myself on youtube. Take care all!
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Harold Park Comedy – MC

10 June, 2008
8:30 pmto10:30 pm

Oatley Hotel – Support

4 June, 2008
8:30 pmto11:00 pm

My back hurts!

Hi all!

Hope all of your worlds are fantastic. I realised I am getting old a week or so ago when I hurt my BACK playing soccer. Yeah my back! Not my ankle or my knee, I’m 25 years old and I have a bad back. Soon I’ll be playing lawn bowls and doing shots of Mylanta for breakfast. And just quietly – how strange are physios! Of course they’re great and they help, but how was this whole acupuncture created!?!? What bonehead doctor hundreds of years ago had someone come to him complaining of a sore back and then thought, well what I’ll do to fix it is, STAB YOU WITH THESE SHARP F**KING NEEDLES!!! ALL OVER YOUR BODY! THAT should fix it! I guess he wasn’t a bonehead cos it worked and it’s actually kinda fun.

Anyways in other news, I am now officially represented by Kathy Evans Voice Management. Something I’m very excited about as Kathy is an absolute legend in the voice-over industry and a VERY respected name, so I’m very proud to call her my voice agent. If you would like to hear my voice demo, it’s in the MEDIA section along with some new edits of my radio stuff. Check it out!

In the meantime, maybe see you at a gig soon! Had a great night MC-ing the Paddington Fringe Bar on Monday 2nd June, and plenty more shows coming through for June and July so keep checking out this space! Take care guys, until next time.

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Fringe Bar – Paddington (MC)

2 June, 2008
8:30 pmto10:30 pm

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