Moments (well about an hour) before a gig!

Hey gang,

Just a quick post to let you know I am well and I hope your lives have been spectacular this last couple of weeks. I’ve been really busy lately with voice-over work and other various bits and pieces. I’ve also joined a tennis competition and last night I lost to a 40 year old overweight fat man. He was probably a virgin and maybe a pervert. Ok, that’s pretty harsh, he wasn’t fat either, just kinda dumpy. He’s been playing all his life and his serve was faster than my fingers typing this right now (as I’m kinda late for a gig). Man that was embarassing getting thumped by a middle-aged dad. Fortunately, not all aspects of my sporting life have been terrible this week, as we made our soccer grand-final this weekend! Can’t wait. If we win, keep an eye out for me drunk in the Cross. And if we lose, keep an eye out for me drunk in the Cross.

I’m about to go play the Kit and Kaboodle (Sugarmill) in Darlinghurst. I’m the MC and I haven’t done a gig in 2 weeks and was just looking over my material feeling a little rusty. Hope I remember it all! I can’t read my own scribble / setlist either. Does that say “eyemask” or “eyemash” as those two things are substantially different. I don’t even know what an eyemash is. Either way it sounds dangerous. Also, I wanted to try a new joke tonight so if I do, I’ll let you know how it goes… Only if it goes well of course – if it dies in the arse then I’ll get on here and lie saying how I forgot to do it.

OK, well just got back from the gig and I did the new joke………..and………..it didn’t go that great. Bummer. Looks like it’s back to the drawing board. At least I was honest. ;)

Talk soon friends – thanks for stopping byyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy…
Done.

Zoo Bar, Leichhardt – MC

25 August, 2009
8:00 pmto10:30 pm

New room run by The Sydney Comedy Store.

Kit and Kaboodle – MC (Sugamill, Darlinghurst)

18 August, 2009
8:30 pmto10:30 pm

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