Back from the US. Alive, hungover, and much cooler.
Posted by fridgy on September 10, 2009
Hey there world.
Well, it’s been an amazing last couple of weeks. Purely because a percentage of that time was spent in Las Vegas. Oh Las Vegas. I had forgotten how dangerous and out of control that place is. I have been on many boys weekends and ‘benders’ before but they all feel like a pat on the back when I compare them to the raping Las Vegas gave me and my bank account.
Great fun though and while I was there I went to a comedy club in LA. It’s called The Comedy Store and there were about 100 seats. Only about 6 of them had a bum in it. It would have been like performing at a Casey Donovan album launch. An empty room and the people who did come along were bitterly disappointed. (notice how I didn’t do any fat jokes, kept it clean. What a nice guy.)
All in all I had a great time in the States. I went to Vegas, Phoenix, back to Vegas (for more bodily damage), LA and then home. I rode a mechanical bull. I ate more wings than you could find in a Libra Fleur shop. (NOT SURE WHY I’M INCLUDING SO MANY CRAPPY JOKES TODAY!?!?) I shook hands with a crack dealer who had been playing with his balls for the last 20 minutes (a club bouncer told me this after I shook his hand). I can assure you, I’ve never washed my hands that well. They were cleaner than a Jerry Seinfeld gig. (OK, THAT’S IT. BLOG OVER – TOO MANY STINKY JOKES.)
In other news, I’ve just added a couple of new dates. I have Macquarie Hotel tonight and just confirmed a spot at the Crows Nest Hotel in November. Apparently it’s a cracking room so can’t wait.
Everyone, I love you deeply just for visiting. Please do it again soon and I will love you more than a …………… I’ve got nothing.
Done.
Comments
Leave a Reply