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Geeze I’m getting lazy in my old age. I haven’t updated this blog in a few weeks 1) because of laziness and 2) I haven’t got much to write about because I haven’t been doing many gigs because yes, I’m lazy. (Even writing that last long and complicated sentence took me about 5 minutes)
I had an amazing gig at the Paddington Fringe Bar a couple of weeks ago. Such an amazing venue that place! There was a drunk girl from Lithuania in the crowd who decided to start yelling out early in the night. Dumb. It turned out she was on a first date with this poor guy and after I spent about 5 minutes accusing her of “being a mail order bride” and saying things like “well mate if she talks this much in bed you’re in for a long night… and a very annoying one” and “buddy if you don’t stick something in her mouth to shut her up, I will!” Crowd was loving it. Read more