Lithuanihahaha
Posted by fridgy on October 25, 2010
Geeze I’m getting lazy in my old age. I haven’t updated this blog in a few weeks 1) because of laziness and 2) I haven’t got much to write about because I haven’t been doing many gigs because yes, I’m lazy. (Even writing that last long and complicated sentence took me about 5 minutes)
I had an amazing gig at the Paddington Fringe Bar a couple of weeks ago. Such an amazing venue that place! There was a drunk girl from Lithuania in the crowd who decided to start yelling out early in the night. Dumb. It turned out she was on a first date with this poor guy and after I spent about 5 minutes accusing her of “being a mail order bride” and saying things like “well mate if she talks this much in bed you’re in for a long night… and a very annoying one” and “buddy if you don’t stick something in her mouth to shut her up, I will!” Crowd was loving it.
The other comics then preceded to tear the girls life apart as well. What a brilliant evening. She was a good sport in the end though and I gave her a couple of free drink vouchers. See, I’m not a TOTAL arsehole.
Hmmmm, what else has been happening… Oh I joined the gym. I’m not massive yet but just give me another 4 or 5 years and I will be. I had forgotten how heavy those weights can be!! I hate walking in to the gym and seeing all the massive lumps of muscle staring at me smirking and thinking “this guy is gonna hurt himself”. At least I don’t look like a peanut in a singlet. Well, not yet anyways.
So that’s it for now. I have a couple more gigs coming up but due to the fact I’ve been so busy with voice-work, presenting etc. comedy has really taken a bit of a back seat for me lately. I think my New Year’s resolution will be to do more gigs. And to be nicer to Lithuanian tourists who come to watch me do stand-up.
Thanks for stopping by! Please do so again soon. You know you want to.
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You didn’t mention tennis