On The Home Stretch of 2011!
For starters, a huge welcome to the festive season for 2010!
As the year starts to wind down, I thought I would reflect on some of the interesting / incredible things that have happened to me and to all of us throughout the year:
My first TV stand-up spot – easily one of the most nerve-wrecking and exciting things I’ve ever done. My live spot on One’s ‘Thursday Night Live’ went well. You can see the video to your right.
We got a new Prime Minister – ok maybe not incredible but still worth a mention. If I was responsible for writing newspaper headlines I would have gone with “It’s A Girl!” or “Tony Ab-not!” (You can probably see why I don’t get paid to write newspaper headlines.)
My brother got married – I went all the way to the United States for his wedding and his bucks party which was in Vegas. I ate so much junk food and I can see why the fast-food chain is called “In And Out Burger”. Mainly because that accurately describes the food’s journey through the body. It’s like a kebab shop calling themselves “I Dare You To Fart In The Morning…”
The Sydney Roosters lost the NRL grand final after an incredible season – after collecting the wooden spoon last season, my team made it all the way to the grand-final only to fall at the final hurdle and lose to the Dragons. Also, Nate Myles did all his poo’s in toilets this year. A great effort by both the Roosters and Nate.
I became an advertorial presenter on Channel 9’s Kerri-Anne Kennerley Show – it’s been quite a few months now and what a great experience it has been. Who would have thought wearing a Snuggie or talking about funeral insurance on national television could be so much fun. From this I have learnt that I have lots of wrinkles in my forehead when I ask questions. I have also found that getting make-up touch-ups on set feel nice. So much in fact, that I am sometimes rub make-up off my face just so the lady can come and dab me with one of those soft brushes. Be right back, I’m just going to check if I still have testicles…
I still have testicles.
Some guy with a weird name won X-Factor – Matt Newton was going to host it but instead got in to more trouble for domestic abuse. Channel 7 were going to call the show “Beat Up Your Ex – Factor” (OHHHH ZING!!!!) but instead decided to pull the plug on the guy.
Ok so that’s about all I can be bothered typing. I might post on here around Chrissy but if I get too busy (and by “busy” I mean “fat and lazy”) over the holiday period then I won’t. So I should say “Merry Christmas and Happy New Year” to all the www.fridgy.com – ers out there. Thanks for stopping by throughout the year and here’s to an even bigger and better 2011!
Done.
Paddington Fringe Bar – MC
| 27 December, 2010 | ||
| 8:30 pm | to | 10:30 pm |
Club Central, Hurstville – MC (CANCELLED)
| 14 November, 2010 | ||
| 8:30 pm | to | 10:30 pm |