Harold Park Comedy
| 15 April, 2008 | ||
| 8:00 pm | to | 10:30 pm |
Harold Park Hotel (near the race track)
Guess what happened to me on the weekend!!
Nothing really. Just tried to get your attention. It worked didn’t it… Yep. Cool.
Ok, so it was my birthday on the weekend. I’m 25. Now I can get cheaper car insurance! Awesome. Now I just need a car to insure. I feel like I’ve reached what will be the pinnacle of my life, now there is no age to look forward to. When you’re young you want to be a teenager. Then you want to be 16 so you can drive. Then you want to be 18 so you can drink. Then you will have one dickhead mate who combines the two. Then you want to be 21 so you can drink legally in America. (Well, I did – I might be on my own on that one…) Then you want to be 25 so you can pay less when you rent / insure a car. Now I’ve done it all! What else do I have to look forward to!? I guess there is the whole being 35 / living in a stale marriage / having an affair with a receptionist / doing it in a stationary cupboard. So I guess, 35 is the new benchmark for me to look forward to. Only problem is, comedians don’t have receptionists. And can’t afford stationary, never mind cupboards.
As you can see, new gigs have been added, as well as a regular Comedy Trivia Night I’ll be hosting in Mt Pritchard. That will be every Wednesday night. If that’s too far away, check out www.loc.com.au for details on other Comedy Trivia venues.
Thanks for reading – take care and come back soon!
Done.
Hornsby Inn
| 30 May, 2008 | ||
| 8:30 pm | to | 10:30 pm |
Details for this gig will be up on the site ASAP. (Still waiting for venue details etc.)
Carlingford – MC
| 28 March, 2008 | ||
| 8:00 pm | to | 10:00 pm |
Details – TBA. All I know is it’s in Carlingford. a) Please check back, or b) just drive around Carlingford and maybe you will find it.
(option A is probably better)
My first random thought:
I’ve just discovered that I need to read when on the toilet! And I mean NEED to!! What is wrong with me!? Seriously, is my attention span is SO short that even for a few minutes I need to keep myself occupied!? The problem is, I never actually have / leave any reading material in my bathroom, so I have found myself reading either old text messages in my phone, or the LABELS of cosmetic products to pass the time. When I go in to someone else’s bathroom I get excited as I’m thinking “awesome – a whole bunch of new, un-read toiletry labels for me to read!!!†Can get a bit weird though when you start finding products you don’t want to know your friends have. You know – weird things like lube, arse-cream and toothpaste. I know that you’re thinking – “Who uses toothpaste!â€
Ok, done. Have a terrific day!