Best update ever!

Hey guys!

Real quick one today – my dad was saying I should keep my blog updates short as people don’t want to read really long posts. He’s pretty good with this sort of thing, so here goes:

I am fine. All is well and things are good. I’m going to the races today. I hope I win $.

Come back soon people!!
Done.

So What’s New!

Ok a few things:

1. The share market is Crappy McCrap and if I was intelligent enough to understand it all then I’d talk about it. I’m not. Lucky for you.

2. I’ve started putting Vegemite on my steaks. Trust me, it’s delicious! You put the Vegemite on when the steak is raw and it gives it a delicious salty crust. I guess you could just use salt. Probably cheaper. But at least I feel exotic. Whatever.

3. Beyonce’ has a new song. I couldn’t give two poops but it’s the only other new thing I could think of. Actually wait, now I think about it, Beyonce’s new song is called “If I Were A Boy”. Ewww. Gross. I guess for starters she would be no where NEAR as hot. Actually not hot at all. What am I talking about!? Yuck.
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